I’m not really here…

Shhhhh…. I am supposed to be packing. But, I had to share a funny with you before I head out of town.

Mr. J is always riding my ass about my procrastination issues. This little trip is no different. He started almost three weeks ago asking me if I had packed our bags for the lake.

UH NO… Who in the hell packs three weeks before they leave? I don’t even know what I will feel like wearing until 15 minutes before I head out the door.

In order to get him to stop hounding me, I made him a bet. I bet that I would have all the bags packed before I go to bed tonight. If we get up in the morning andΒ we areΒ not ready to go, I will have to give him a blow job each and every day for an entire month.

Well, I am packed… COMPLETELY. I just finished.

Now, I am deciding whether or not to unpack some of the stuff on purpose.

Yeah… Our mini-vacation is long over due.

Ya’ll have a safe 4th of July… I’ll be back on Monday or Tuesday.


19 Responses to “I’m not really here…”

  1. Don Smith Says:

    What’s a blow job?

  2. Don Smith Says:

    Yeah, I know that is sick ……..

  3. Allison Says:

    Nobody packs 3 wks in advance! You would be rummaging through your bags incessantly for the 1 thing you thought you wouldn’t need for 3 wks.

  4. Taoist Biker Says:

    Damn, why didn’t I think of that bet?

    Not that my wife would ever take that bet – no way, no how. πŸ˜€

    My general rule of thumb is that for every hour of the trip, we’ll leave 15 minutes later than planned. I used to just tell my parents, 2 hours away, that we were leaving at 6 and tell Dys we were leaving at 6:30. Worked like clockwork.

    Of course, when you have a 10 hour drive, it’s not so much fun to leave 2.5 hours late.

  5. Taoist Biker Says:

    Whoops, reverse those times above, heheh: told Dys we were leaving at 6 and my folks at 6:30. D’oh! Forgive me, it’s early. πŸ˜‰

  6. MJ Says:

    πŸ™‚ Have fun on your trip!

  7. K. Trainor Says:

    Have a great time!

  8. bejewell Says:

    I was planning to procrastinate a little bit later… I might get around to it over the long weekend… but probably not. I was planningto give my husband a blow job, too… but the procrastinating might get in the way. If I ever get around to it. Now I’ve confused myself. I’m going to bed.

  9. Wendy Says:

    Shoot! Don Smith took my comment!
    When the kids were small and we used to go camping, Buck started harrassing me about the packing about two weeks ahead. It was awful, I had two-page lists of shit to gather, as if we were leaving to live in a cave for the rest of our lives instead of in a campground for a long weekend.

  10. Girly Says:

    So… did you unpack a few items?? πŸ˜‰

  11. joanharvest Says:

    I can pack for a trip in ten minutes and not forget anything. The wasband packs his stuff, leaves the house and every single time comes back 15 minutes later because he forgot stuff. Sometimes he does it twice. My SIL is meeting Sarah on the Island today. They are going to stay the weekend. He got up early and packed for 6 hours. He only took one small suitcase. How long can it take to pack underwear, t-shirts and shorts?

    Well, have a fantastic trip.!!!

  12. Dave P. Says:

    My bet of choice: Loser eats the winner.

    Enjoy your weekend.:)

  13. romi41 Says:

    Hope you had (are having) a great time away, and I’m glad you didn’t lose that bet, phew! πŸ˜‰

  14. Red Says:

    Hope you’re having .. had .. a great time!

  15. Sarah Says:

    Is Mr. J a little nutty? Nobody in the world packs 3 weeks in advance unless they want to live out of suitcases for a month! Hell, my husband and I are going to Mexico in February, and he’s looking at me weird because I’m insisting he get new swim trunks and I’m getting dresses altered.

  16. thegirlfromtheghetto Says:

    I love it when blow jobs are thrown into a bet … ha ha!!!

  17. betme Says:

    Don ~ As soon as I can remember which movie it is, I will post it for you. The movie has a young girl offering her boyfriend a bj. It is hilarious. (no it is not a porn flick.) πŸ˜€

    Allison ~ I suppose I could have packed that early as the stuff I was taking are not items I use on a regular basis. However, that would have ruined my title of the Queen of Do It Later.

    Taoist B ~ I only offer that bet when I know without a shadow of a doubt that I will win. I once offered to give him a blow job every day if he could give up watching the basketball playoffs. That lasted all of three days and he had to turn the games back on. Now when he jokes that he could really use a bj, I shrug and ask, “What is the matter, no basketball on today?”

    MJ and K ~ It was FANTASTICAL!

    Bejewel ~ πŸ˜‰ I hope you get it figured out.

    Wendy ~ We never use half the shit that we pack. But I was not taking a chance of having Mr. J think I did not pack something and therefore lose the bet. This trip I added everything that was not bolted to the floor of the house.

    Girly ~ Nah… because he would have held me too it.

  18. betme Says:

    Joan ~ I need to have you help me. I always seem to forget something. This time I forgot sun screen. You always make me laugh when you post about Barry. πŸ˜€

    Dave P ~ at first I thought you said “loser eats the wiener” I guess I am stuck in the gutter.

    Romi ~ I know huh! That could have been disastrous. πŸ˜‰

    Red ~ Thanks… I recommend it to everyone.

    Sarah ~ Mr. J is a perfectionist married to a back slider. We tend to even each other out. Mr. J would think nothing of your request for him to get swim trunks six months before a trip. I am more likely to by a bathing suit when I reach my destination. (or just swim in a pair of his boxers)

    Ghetto Girl ~ The thought of a possible blow job seems to grab their attention pretty quick.

  19. Peter Parkour Says:

    That Mr. J. is a lucky man to have a gal like you. πŸ˜‰

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