Gynecologist Humor

The following is not me (I promise) But, I feel her pain…

I was due for an appointment with the gynecologist later in the week.

Early one morning, I received a call from the doctor’s office to tell me that I had been rescheduled for that morning at 9:30 am. I had only just packed everyone off to work and school, and it was already around 8:45am. 


The trip to his office took about 35 minutes, so I didn’t have any time to spare. As most women do, I like to take a little extra effort over hygiene when making such visits, but this time I wasn’t going to be able to make the full effort.


So, I rushed upstairs, threw off my pajamas, wet the washcloth that was sitting next to the sink, and gave myself a quick wash in that area to make sure I was at l east presentable. I threw the washcloth in the clothes basket, donned some clothes, hopped in the car and raced to my appointment.


I was in the waiting room for only a few minutes when I was called in. Knowing the procedure, as I’m sure you do, I hopped up on the table, looked over at the other side of the room and pretended that I was in Paris or some other place a million miles away.


I was a little surprised when the doctor said, ‘My, we have made an extra effort this morning, haven’t we?’ I didn’t respond.


After the appointment, I heaved a sigh of relief and went home. The rest of the day was normal. Some shopping, cleaning, cooking.


After school when my 6 year old daughter was playing, she called out from the bathroom, ‘Mommy, where’s my washcloth?’


I told her to get another one from the cupboard. She replied, ‘No, I need the one that was here by the sink, it had all my glitter and sparkles saved inside it.’

Never going back to that doctor. Ever.

Sorry, I have been in the dumps and have not felt like writing anything. I guess it is all part of that whole perimenopausal  thing… Whatever.


6 Responses to “Gynecologist Humor”

  1. Red Says:

    ahhahahahaaaa! Yeah, ive heard that one before.!!!!

  2. joanharvest Says:

    OMG, that is so funny. I’ve never heard that one before. Well I hope you get out of the dump soon. It’s no fun there. Anything that screws with your hormones is no fun.

  3. Sarah Says:

    Hahahaha. That is too funny. Feel better soon.

  4. Just a Mom Says:

    That is too funny! Turn that frown upside down! 🙂

  5. jooshynoodle Says:

    I love it! I think we have all totally done the “whore’s bath” before the gyno.

  6. betme Says:

    Red ~ For some reason when I read this I thought about you and your daughter. 😉

    Joan ~ Thanks! I am doing much better. I just needed to look at the glass as half full and stop whining.

    Sarah ~ You are such a sweetie. I appreciate the well wishes.

    JAMom ~ Perfect advice from a Mommy! 😉

    Jooshy ~ Let me find my post about my gyno visit… I am mental!

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